I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
New Year's Hookup
"New Years Eve we drank at my house all night. Then we went to this bar that was close and yes, Dave hooked up with a 79-year-old woman. The blonde came up to me after I grabbed this camera from some chick and said, 'That's not fair they're both drunk and
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
