"The sunroof has been broken on this car for months. The umbrella is attached to the E-brake with a string, rubber band, and Scooby Doo shoelace."

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.