"Josh couldn't be here to accept the award tonight, apparently his dog ate his humility."
It's still cleaner and more fun than a Carnival cruise.
The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap.
This is from the upcoming "Top Gun 2: We Try Really Hard To Kill Tom Cruise."
Oooh is anyone going to eat that gumdr-oh my god.
Sex is pretty cheap these days.