A real fan would have done steroids too.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young