I didn't know you were a tight end.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday