Don't't drink and make signs...

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora