How does that work?

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle