"Our cleaning lady dropped by the other day. I guess she's learned to come prepared."

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

Yours truly, Person That Hates You