Picture "My mom was so confident that she shot eyes closed. And yes, she and my little sister beat me and my dad. I still cry sometimes."
Picture "My friends and I got into a brawl with some kids down the hall and these cops came out to check out the situation."
Picture "My roommate and I were at a party and all these frat-tastic fucks were playing beer pong. Annoyed by polo shirts and popped collars, my roommate grabbed a cup. After pissing into the cup outside, he switched the water/rinse cup with the pee cup. Here is