Get your paws off her.
Yep, yep everything seems to in order here. Good thing I checked.
The beach sweater. Brought to you by testosterone and L.L. Bean.
This is literally the one and only situation where you won't get in trouble for saying she's as big as a house.
"My friend beat up LL Cool J back in '92 and took his jacket."
It got weird after L.L. Bean showed up.