She's hotter sleeping than most people are awake. Or sleeping.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Well, think it.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday