A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Another satisfied costomer!
At TJ Quills in New Orleans, I see alot of passed out people in front of the bar. This guy in particular stood out. This freshman got so wasted that at about Eleven in the evening, he passed out in front of the bar. However, he continued to lay there unti
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You should see how she hails a cab.
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Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
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I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
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"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
