Definition of "Facebook Friend"

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve