I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Mullet Holder
I marched Bass Drum with a Drum and Bugle Corps this summer and our line was sponsored by Pearl, this is the box our mallet racks came in.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.