Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.
Why you should always wear your seatbelt.
Always wear clothes when snapping pics for your eBay auctions.
Always wear a helmet--there's no way you'll ever look that surprised.
Remember: Always wear a helmet when you sit in a bathtub with fireworks.
He definitely has more mobility now, but not so much protection in the gunshot/stabbing/being lit on fire department.