I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Wait.... I'm confused..... so you're saying you DO care?
Saw this guy sitting at my normal hang-out, got a laugh out of it.
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.