That's one squirrle down. Next step, that dog that keeps shitting on my lawn.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.