I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
Cheech: The School Bus Driver
found this in a borders. WTF. and yes the guy holding the book is a mexican.
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Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
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This family trip is about to get awkward.
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Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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Little Girl Smash
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Fixed it!
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