Passed out on New Years...

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal