Every bartender is the hottest, thanks to alcohol.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.