In the Army, calling "shotgun" is for wimps.
Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.
"Thank you for calling Comcast, this is Tinky Winky Eh-OH!"
I think calling it an "Un-versity" is pretty accurate here.
Cell phone jenga. Calling one of the phones is cheating.
"Here grandma, I wrote directions on the remote so you'd stop calling me everyday."