True Motorhead fans.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

The transformation is almost complete.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.