Criminal Humor ...

Well, think it.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.