Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

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