"I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer."

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, think it.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith