This is why nobody should read books.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches