I don't read BOOKS I read POETRY.
I know reprinting books with minimalist covers are in, but this is a stretch, Twilight.
Read the details of "Monkey Steals the Peach." That is why ninjas should be feared.
This is why all pools should have bars attached.
Why would I want to read a book about stripping?
This is a delicacy in...weirdo foreign kid books.