Women are better seen and not heard.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.