Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Quite possibly the world's ugliest couple..
The arm on the right is my dad- I pretended to take a pic of him to capture this vision of loveliness.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.