A sign at my work
I was working one morning, and a coworker was wondering what all of our customers were taking pictures of. When we asked the guy he pointed at our new sign...
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.