"michigan football blows but we're drunk"

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost