Are you crazy? Those things are dangerously cheesy!
"Look, our buffet budget has fallen on some hard times, cheesy puffs are pretty much like dry mac and cheese. Just shut up and eat it."
Fake! Nice try, but ferrets or whatever those things are don't have hands.
Those are two things I can do!
Those things are reason enough to move to Japan.
"Some things are meant to be worn by those without massive amounts of cellulite."