Get your G.E.C.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, think it.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive