Thongs are essentially negative underwear.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

The transformation is almost complete.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."