Picture "While Drunk a few friends and I decided to round up Xmas Lawn Shit and put them in a Battle of "Christ Vs Capitalism". We got about 75 items."
Picture "My boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to try feeding some raccoons while we were camping...he got bored with just tossing food so he put a hotdog in his butt and fed them that way...they actually ate it!"
Picture Next time you see two girls about to make out stop them, get them white t-shirts, and then let let them finish.
Picture I'm telling you, the back of my teeth feel so great today. You've got to lick them yourself.