Email from my mom: "I got an offer of one-month free Netflix so I jumped in. I did the survey of favorites but I want to ask for Downton Abbey series. Hope I successfully got that across. Do they usually just send stuff they think you'd want to see? I feel as tho' I've already seen all I want to see, but anyway I'm giving it a whirl with the hopes I get the PBS... Read More »
They were the grossest distractions ever.
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.