Plenty of time to get lit

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps