Picture He's blind, so it's good to have his hat say "Woof" to all the uglies on the beach. They make a perfect team.
Picture "This guy decides to come up to us on the beach and ask us for the time.... I swore it was a joke... but no... this guy was hung like a horse and wasn't afraid to show it."
Picture What's more relaxing then getting to the beach, away from all the scum bags that you usually find at college?