A dude with a mean suntan and child-bearing hips.
To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7.
Then shave the rest of your back and you'll have a killer suntan.
This is what Bush is REALLY afraid of...
He immediately stuffed 3 handfuls of sand in his mouth in hopes of getting the Heimlich.
She should be much more afraid of the creepy white guy living below her. He does some weird shit.