I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Person who has this tattoo - please explain in the comments what you tell girls you manage to get naked with.
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