Having your salad tossed means have your ass eaten with grass or oats... I prefer oats.
One way to make a tossed salad...
"Fun With 151... Not planning on doing this again for a while! "
"... an' if you show up late, you ain't gettin' any!"
But, honey, I was only doing what the sign told me to do.
"(sorry for the dutch file name :)"