I was on the naughty list this year

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.