If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
University of Arkansas at it's FINEST
Some drunk dudes decided it would be a good idea to drive around on Old Main lawn and kinda forgot about the 4 ft drop when they were eluding campus police. It was pretty damn funny.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.