I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
If anyone ever did invent a lightsaber, accidents would decimate the nerd population worldwide.
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