Picture You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore.
Picture "Chocolate creme, marshmallows, rice, cereal, syrup, powdered sugar for the antiquing, some beads, 2 more bags of marshmallows, hot sauce in his ear, and Sponge Bob tops it all off."
Picture "Has anyone else noticed that most brand x names are just excruciatingly literal phrases describing the cereal?"