If Photoshop existed in biblical times, nobody would have believed in God.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.