My friend and his clone

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109