"In old country, there is no hand holding"

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.