I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
To be fair, Slip N Slide was never really a great idea in the first place.
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
