So close...

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, think it.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts